Number 40.

[testdriveme]

That wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. And it's actually kind of nice having that extra hour to sleep in.



((Link looks like this tool now, but with slightly shorter hair.))

Comments

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

Sweetie... please explain.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Well, everyone was saying my hair was the problem..

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

I'm writing your mother. Hopefully she'll know how to fix it, or maybe my mother knows a good stylist or a hatter.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

No. You don't have to do that. It's just for the holiday. It'll grow back by then.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

It's so ugly though, you look like some loser my mother hired over the summer.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

It's fine. I mean, Puck wanted me to shave my head.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

You're taking hair advice from Puck? Puck?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

He's the one who said my hair was the problem.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

Why in the name of Merlin would you listen to him?!

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I had to listen to someone!

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

There was nothing wrong with your hair! It was perfect, now it's a fauxhawk! Faux means fake; it's French for fake. You've never wore anything fake before.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Well.. maybe I wanted to try something different for once in my life.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

What was wrong with your life before?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I'm tired of being led around. You only want me to date you so you can show me off.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

I am shocked and appalled that you think that Link Larkin.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

You know what? It's true. And you're not denying it.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

I don't have to deny anything. Your hair, looks awful.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it for you.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

You like him looking like a homo? People think you're his cover for being into dudes.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

Let me guess, someone asked you if Link was your boyfriend?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

No, people know I'm not gay.

[plastic-spastic.livejournal.com]

Noah Puckerman, his hair was perfectly fine and he is not into 'dudes.' What am I supposed to do about the dance on Friday?

[puckinyourmom.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well he could have fooled anyone. Just shut up and go to the dance anyway!

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

You're really not helping, Puck.