Number 56.

[testdriveme]

That was You know. I'm just not gonna talk about it.

[Filtered to Party-Goers (He has no idea exactly how many people are going)]

If I play my cards right, I might be allowed to use the house on Isle of Wight. It's our summer house, so it's much more accommodating. Plus, there's less things for people to break..

Comments

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I thought girls did that anyway.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

Only in your dirty fantasies.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

[jkdjg] That's what Puck told me.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

Puck is so full of shit. He's lucky he's hot.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Yeah He's told me a lot. He can't be wrong about everything.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

I guess he might be right about some of it, but seriously, you can't just believe everything he says. You've had a girlfriend, you should know that.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

But it was Amber. That's not really her thing.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

What, talking about girl stuff? Or talking about sexy girl stuff?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

She never told me much.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

Right, well, I'll tell you stuff. As long as it's not too dirty.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

You know what, that's-


I think I'm okay.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

Link, you can't go through life not knowing about girls. How are you ever going to get another girlfriend?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I can get a girlfriend just fine on my own.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

You don't have one right now. Why don't you get Amber back?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

She has a boyfriend.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

You're cuter, and I bet she still likes you. You could get her back.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

This isn't part of some plan of yours, is it?

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

What? No. Why would I have a plan like that? You just seemed to like Amber, that's all. I'm your friend so I want you to be happy, or something.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I liked her, but I'm also the one who broke up with her.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe some time apart from you has helped her come to her senses. I mean, you're totally cute, even if you are kind of girly. You could try growing a beard or something.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

That would be a disaster.

[fulltimebitch.livejournal.com]

No way, you could totally pull it off. It'd make you look more like a man.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I'll... keep that in mind for the future.