Number 1.

[testdriveme]

Since my mom got into an argument with the lady who owns the shoe store, we had to go to a Muggle shoe store so she had something to wear for the day. I probably would've been bored if there hadn't been two good-looking girls running the place. It could've gone well if my mom hadn't reminded me that Muggle girls work like Praying Mantis and eat the males afterward...

But hey! This festival is looking really good, right?

Comments

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

Some of them try! But most don't succeed.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, like eating a human is even easy.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

Well, that's why they try and don't succeed. The men wake up too quickly and over power the women most of the time.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

Well then, you'd think they'd find ways to keeping the men asleep for longer.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

You would think, but Muggles aren't always the most logical of people.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's true. Neither are wizards, to be honest.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

It's true. Which is why it's so much fun to play pranks like this on people

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, I can certainly see the appeal.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

Want to help me? It's more believable with two people.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

It'd probably work better if I hadn't been already saying that they don't...

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

Good point. I'll get you in on the next one though, that good?

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

I'll look forward to it.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]