Number 59.

[testdriveme]

The trip was.. a trip.

My parents are still here for another week. We've been having meaningful conversations over dinner. By meaningful, I mean, obnoxious and repetitive. I don't know how many times my mum can tell me to marry a nice girl, or how many different ways, before she gets the idea I'm not even listening anymore.

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[pretty-darn-gay.livejournal.com]

Find a nice boy, parents suddenly stop asking about love life?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

And disown me.

[pretty-darn-gay.livejournal.com]

Psh, they won't disown you.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

You don't know that.

[pretty-darn-gay.livejournal.com]

Have they ever disowned you for any trouble you've gotten into at school or even threatened to?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I had never been in trouble before this year.

[pretty-darn-gay.livejournal.com]

Ooohh. Then you open with "Mum, dad, I'm dating a muggle and I got her knocked up, we're going to get married and move to America."

Then when they're done having a heart attack laugh and tell them you were just joking. Just about any news aside from "I'm a murderer." can follow that and it'll be a bit more in perspective.

Depending on the parent they might take "I'm a murderer" better after hearing that, too.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

I couldn't do that.

[pretty-darn-gay.livejournal.com]

You are such a goody two-shoes, seriously. Any parent that would throw you out would have to be smoking something pretty hardcore.

Besides, you're pretty, I'm sure you could find a sugar daddy to take care of you.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Why does it need to be a guy?

[pretty-darn-gay.livejournal.com]

Men are more likely to do it. It's called playing the odds, Sugarbee.

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

No thanks.