Darlin' It's Got To Be

Since my mom got into an argument with the lady who owns the shoe store, we had to go to a Muggle shoe store so she had something to wear for the day. I probably would've been bored if there hadn't been two good-looking girls running the place. It could've gone well if my mom hadn't reminded me that Muggle girls work like Praying Mantis and eat the males afterward...

But hey! This festival is looking really good, right?