Number 1.

[testdriveme]

Since my mom got into an argument with the lady who owns the shoe store, we had to go to a Muggle shoe store so she had something to wear for the day. I probably would've been bored if there hadn't been two good-looking girls running the place. It could've gone well if my mom hadn't reminded me that Muggle girls work like Praying Mantis and eat the males afterward...

But hey! This festival is looking really good, right?

Comments

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[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Eat the males afterwards?!

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

How uncivilized!

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Wait. Why didn't Patty and Liz ever tell me about this?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

Everyone else is saying it doesn't happen, but I can't believe any of them have had the experience yet.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

They may not be capable of living to tell about it if it's true. Would Muggle girls eat the whole person or merely the head?

[testdriveme.livejournal.com]

My mom didn't say..

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

I'll have to ask someone for more details.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

Because Muggle women don't eat males.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

Some of them try! But most don't succeed.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, like eating a human is even easy.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

Well, that's why they try and don't succeed. The men wake up too quickly and over power the women most of the time.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

Well then, you'd think they'd find ways to keeping the men asleep for longer.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

You would think, but Muggles aren't always the most logical of people.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's true. Neither are wizards, to be honest.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

It's true. Which is why it's so much fun to play pranks like this on people

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

I have to admit, I can certainly see the appeal.

[forensicpower.livejournal.com]

Want to help me? It's more believable with two people.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

You're quite certain?

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I'd notice if my father or any of the male Muggle friends I made had been eaten...

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

This person with a peculiar and unbalanced curl seems convinced that it occurs in youth...

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, the Muggle friends I mentioned above are all around my age range, I'm 17 for the sake of information, and most of them are or have dated women before, and they're all alive and well.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

Perhaps its merely certain muggle females.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

I seriously doubt such an occurrence would go unnoticed, even by Muggles. I mean, for starters, the number difference between males and females would be bigger.

[kid8dik.livejournal.com]

I thought muggles were attempting to control their high population.

[spell-truth.livejournal.com]

Not through eating each other.