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Since my mom got into an argument with the lady who owns the shoe store, we had to go to a Muggle shoe store so she had something to wear for the day. I probably would've been bored if there hadn't been two good-looking girls running the place. It could've gone well if my mom hadn't reminded me that Muggle girls work like Praying Mantis and eat the males afterward...

But hey! This festival is looking really good, right?

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Date: 2009-08-18 05:43 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
Eat the males afterwards?!

Date: 2009-08-18 05:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
How uncivilized!

Date: 2009-08-18 05:46 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
Wait. Why didn't Patty and Liz ever tell me about this?

Date: 2009-08-18 05:47 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] testdriveme.livejournal.com
Everyone else is saying it doesn't happen, but I can't believe any of them have had the experience yet.

Date: 2009-08-18 05:52 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
They may not be capable of living to tell about it if it's true. Would Muggle girls eat the whole person or merely the head?

Date: 2009-08-19 12:47 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
I'll have to ask someone for more details.

Date: 2009-08-18 06:29 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
Because Muggle women don't eat males.

Date: 2009-08-18 07:37 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] forensicpower.livejournal.com
Some of them try! But most don't succeed.

Date: 2009-08-18 07:44 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
Oh come on, like eating a human is even easy.

Date: 2009-08-18 07:48 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] forensicpower.livejournal.com
Well, that's why they try and don't succeed. The men wake up too quickly and over power the women most of the time.

Date: 2009-08-18 07:49 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
Well then, you'd think they'd find ways to keeping the men asleep for longer.

Date: 2009-08-18 07:51 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] forensicpower.livejournal.com
You would think, but Muggles aren't always the most logical of people.

Date: 2009-08-18 07:53 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
I suppose that's true. Neither are wizards, to be honest.

Date: 2009-08-18 07:57 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] forensicpower.livejournal.com
It's true. Which is why it's so much fun to play pranks like this on people

Date: 2009-08-18 07:59 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
I have to admit, I can certainly see the appeal.

Date: 2009-08-18 09:01 pm (UTC)From: [identity profile] forensicpower.livejournal.com
Want to help me? It's more believable with two people.

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Date: 2009-08-19 12:41 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
You're quite certain?

Date: 2009-08-19 12:43 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
I'm pretty sure I'd notice if my father or any of the male Muggle friends I made had been eaten...

Date: 2009-08-19 12:48 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
This person with a peculiar and unbalanced curl seems convinced that it occurs in youth...

Date: 2009-08-19 12:51 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
Yes, well, the Muggle friends I mentioned above are all around my age range, I'm 17 for the sake of information, and most of them are or have dated women before, and they're all alive and well.

Date: 2009-08-19 12:56 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
Perhaps its merely certain muggle females.

Date: 2009-08-19 01:01 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
I seriously doubt such an occurrence would go unnoticed, even by Muggles. I mean, for starters, the number difference between males and females would be bigger.

Date: 2009-08-19 02:11 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] kid8dik.livejournal.com
I thought muggles were attempting to control their high population.

Date: 2009-08-19 02:13 am (UTC)From: [identity profile] spell-truth.livejournal.com
Not through eating each other.

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